Hong Kong has one of the best and most widely spread happy hours I’ve seen in any large city. Most happy hours run from 4 – 7 pm and usually consist of a buy-one get-one free or 50% off standard drinks, house wines, and beer. No complaints if you’re looking for somewhere to unwind after a long day of work (unless of course you work past 7 pm, in which case you’re much more limited in bar choice and should maybe, probably, definitely consider switching careers).
Where students ask you some seriously strange questions :
Student to me – “If you went inside my head do you think you would survive?”
Note: The answer is definitely not.
When Miley Cyrus has far too much influence on students:
Student – “Do you know what twerking is?”
Me – “Unfortunately.”
Student – “Well, last night I had a dream that Mr. _____ was twerking.”
Where grade 6 girls know they don’t need a man to make them happy:
Student – “Do you need to get married when you grow up?”
Me – “Not if you don’t want to.”
Student – “Do you need to have a boyfriend?”
Me – “Nope!”
Student – “Awesome. I’m going to be a single-pringle for life!”
When I overhear my students debating which faction from the Divergent books I would belong in.