When you thought you’ve seen it all..
Where students come up with the most random things:
Student: “Vitamin C in Spanish is Vitamin Yes!”
Where students ask you some seriously strange questions :
Student to me – “If you went inside my head do you think you would survive?”
Note: The answer is definitely not.
When Miley Cyrus has far too much influence on students:
Student – “Do you know what twerking is?”
Me – “Unfortunately.”
Student – “Well, last night I had a dream that Mr. _____ was twerking.”
When I get beauty advice from students:
Student: “Your nails are white.”
Me: “They sure are.”
Student: “They’re really long.. you should cut them.” Then runs away.