When you thought you’ve seen it all..
Everyone has heard of Amsterdam and all of the wild-but-totally-legal possibilities that go along with spending a few nights in this city. What you might not know is that besides hitting up the Red Light District at night for a good time (or a good laugh, or an uncomfortable walk through an alley way with far too many gawking tourists..) or heading to a local “Coffee Shop” to partake in illicit activities, there are surprisingly other touristy things one can do here.
Where students come up with the most random things:
Student: “Vitamin C in Spanish is Vitamin Yes!”
Where students ask you some seriously strange questions :
Student to me – “If you went inside my head do you think you would survive?”
Note: The answer is definitely not.
When Miley Cyrus has far too much influence on students:
Student – “Do you know what twerking is?”
Me – “Unfortunately.”
Student – “Well, last night I had a dream that Mr. _____ was twerking.”
Where grade 6 girls know they don’t need a man to make them happy:
Student – “Do you need to get married when you grow up?”
Me – “Not if you don’t want to.”
Student – “Do you need to have a boyfriend?”
Me – “Nope!”
Student – “Awesome. I’m going to be a single-pringle for life!”